"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off." -Bruce Lansky
"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." -Jack Lemmon
"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron." -Lee Trevino
"I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine." -Bruce Lansky
"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round." -Ben Hogan
"My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years." -Alex Karris
"Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at." -Dave Hill
"Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes." -Dave Marr
"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." -Dave Hill
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." -Winston Churchill
"Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?" -Ben Hogan
"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."-Lee Trevino
"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." -Paul Harvey
"A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so." -Tom Watson
"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them" -Harry Tofcano
"Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer." -Tommy Bolt
"Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?" -Jimmy Demaret
"It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it." -Patty Sheenan
"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games." -Ben Hogan
=============
No comments:
Post a Comment