SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Funny Sports Quotes \ Source: finkbine.com

"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off." -Bruce Lansky

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." -Jack Lemmon

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'caus I know even God can't hit a one iron." -Lee Trevino

"I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine." -Bruce Lansky

"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round." -Ben Hogan

"My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years." -Alex Karris

"Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at." -Dave Hill

"Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes." -Dave Marr

"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." -Dave Hill

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." -Winston Churchill

"Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?" -Ben Hogan

"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."-Lee Trevino

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five." -Paul Harvey

"A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so." -Tom Watson

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them" -Harry Tofcano

"Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer." -Tommy Bolt

"Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?" -Jimmy Demaret

"It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it." -Patty Sheenan

"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games." -Ben Hogan

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