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Charles Barkley Quotes

"What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat."

"When I speak to kids I tell them, "Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older."

"The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work."

"Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train."

"We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do."

"If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming."

"I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five."

"Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names."

"I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure."

"I got pulled over when I was behind the wheel of a Porsche in Philly once for what we call DWB - Driving While Black."

"I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention."

"I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up."

"I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room."

"Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10 (regarding a Nate Robinson dunk at All-Star weekend)!."

"Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer."

"I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat."

"People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time."

"Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while."

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