FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youthsportsclub.com

BASEBALL QUOTES It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it. -Rocky Bridges Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. -Lou Brock No one wants to hear about the labor pains, they just want to see the baby. -Lou Brock They were starting to hit the dry side of the ball. -Lew Burdette, on when he knew it was time to retire I thought I had it. I was twisting around like this. It grazed my glove, hit me on the head, and bounced over. I'll be on ESPN for about a month. -Jose Canseco This boy throws so fast you can't see 'em and he knows where he is throwing, because if he didn't there would be dead bodies all over Idaho. -Joe Cantillion, on Walter Johnson before joining the Washington Senators Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need? - Harry Caray

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