SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
.
Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
.
The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
.
For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
.
At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
.
So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
.
As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
.
Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
.
Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
.
I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
.
In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
.
=====================

Sunday, March 7, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message


.
POLO QUOTES \ TRIVIA \ HUMOR
.
All You Have Ever Wanted to Know About Polo, but Were Afraid to Ask
.
-----------------
.
Polo's Celebrity Aficionados ( From the 19th century and later ):
.
Polo was coming of age, and in 1890, the future U.S President, Theodore Roosevelt, wrote to his friend "I tell you, a corpulent, middle aged, literary man finds a stiff polo match rather good exercise."
.
Click here to view ===> FAMOUS POLO FANS
.
Source: 7minutes.co.uk
.
-------------------
.
Polo 101 - Basics of the sport of polo ( includes a video primer )
.
Click here to view ===> POLO 101
.
.
--------------------
.
Polo quotes by famous polo players
.
Click here to view ===> FAMOUS POLO PLAYER QUOTES
.
Source: pologringo.com
.
-----------------------
.
Polo quotes from movies \ TV
.
\
My Little Chickadee (1940)
.
By the way, my ski shoes and hockey mask will be up on the next train along with the polo pony. I understand the countryside abounds here with wild game: flamingoes... wine wombats... Indian civets.
.
\
Lost Empires (1986 Mini-Series)
Episode: Episode #1.1 (1986)
.
We've watched you playing cricket and every type of game./In football, golf, and polo you men have made your name./But now your country calls you to play your part in war,/And no matter what befalls you, we shall love you all the more./So come and join the forces, as your fathers did before.
.
\
Rough Riders (1997 TV Movie)
.
Craig Wadsworth is the finest polo player in the country. Do you play polo?
I think this regiment could whip Caesar's Tenth Legion! I think they could ride with Genghis Khan! They are the best examples of American manhood. We have cowboys, Ivy Leaguers, football players, polo players, bronco busters, New York City policemen... and one man, I regret to say, who used to work for the Internal Revenue Service!
.
\
The Monkees (1966 TV Series)
Episode: Everywhere a Shiek, Shiek (1967)
The palace has seven hundred bedrooms, twenty-two swimming pools and an indoor polo field!
.
\
Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
.
\
Laverne & Shirley (1976 TV Series)
I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it!
.
\
Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994)
...Sir, your Latin tutorial has been moved back an hour; that gives you time for a spot of polo. Then on to your tax-law seminar. Oh, and this coming weekend, big treat: You and your parents are flying to London to take tea with Her Majesty... Is something amiss, sir?
.
\
Contact (1997)
Wouldn't have pegged him as a Polo man.
.
\
Sunset Blvd. (1950)
What I'm trying to say is that I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino, somebody with polo ponies, a big shot!
.
\
Batman Begins (2005)
If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance.
I'm not learning polo, Alfred.
.
\
Gilmore Girls (2000 TV Series)
Gone? No, not me. I'll step down way before that. I'm not going to pull a Queen Elizabeth on you, make you wait around forever, force you to develop interests in polo and architecture.
.
\
Titanic (1997)
I saw my whole life as if I had already lived it. An endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared... or even noticed
.
---
.
Source: imdb.com
.
-------------------
.
Bonus video: Polo movie comedy trailer: Polo Joe
.
User Review:
.
Allergic to horses, 29 July 2005
. 
Author: jotix100 from New York
.
"Polo Joe" was a vehicle for Joe E. Brown. This 1936 Warner Bros. comedy has some funny moments and it's always a pleasure to see Mr. Brown in anything. As directed by William McGann, the movie has some funny moments.
.
Joe Bolton (Joe E. Brown), a wealthy man has just returned from China. He is trying to settle down in a community where the game of polo is the sport to play among the rich people of the area.
.
Joe wants to make Mary Hilton (Carol Hughes) be interested in him. How to go about it? Polo, that's how! The only thing is Bolton is allergic to horses. Any time he is near them he starts sneezing.
.
There is a great sequence that involves Bolton practicing with a little donkey that his valet, Heywood (Charles "Skeets" Gallagher)brings into one of the rooms of Aunt Minnie's mansion. The results are hysterical.
.
Joe E. Brown proves he was an actor capable to the viewer laugh. The supporting cast is excellent.
.
Source: imdb.com
,
---
.
Trailer video:
.
Click here to view ===> POLO JOE TRAILER
.
Source: tcm.com
.
===================

No comments: