FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: rateitall.com

AUTO RACING QUOTES
"Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second."- Bobby Unser (0)
"The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses."- Mario Andretti (0)
"The winner ain't the one with the fastest car, it's the one who refuses to lose."- Dale Earnhardt (0)
"In what other sport do you get a 15-second break every hour?" - Dale Earnhardt Sr. on the "drvers aren't athletes" debate. (0)
"It don't mean s**t right now... Daddy's won here 10 times."- Dale Earnhardt Jr. (1)
"I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways."- A.J. Foyt (0)
"To finish first, you must first finish."- Rick Mears (0)
"You win some, lose some, and wreck some."- Dale Earnhardt Sr. (0)
"If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong."- Darrell Waltrip (0)
"They told me if I saw a red flag to stop, They didn't say anything about the checkered flag. I wondered where all the cars were and then as I was all along on the track, I noticed them all in the pits. They finally threw the red flag and I pulled i (0)
"I love this kind of racing, (but) these guys sure change their personalities in race mode. They're like Doberman pinschers with a hand grenade in their mouths."- road racer Boris Said speaking of NEXTEL Cup drivers. (0)
"Be born rich."- Janet Guthrie's advice on succeeding in racing (0)

 

 

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