SPORTS QUOTES
We're not giving away any football players who could hurt us later. I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.
- Bum Phillips, Houston Oilers coach
After all, if you remove the gambling, where is the fun in watching a bunch of horses being whipped by midgets?
- Ian O'Doherty, not a fan of horse racing, "The Irish Independent"
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
- Steven Wright
"The worst day of fishing beats the best day of working."
- Martin, "Frasier"
Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.
- Thomas Sowell
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
- PG Wodehouse
The number of shots taken by an opponent out of sight is equal to the square root of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
- Michael Green
Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape in the new year.
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