SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ffbookmarks.com

    HORSE RACING QUOTES
  1. John Francombe:  "The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball."

  2. Brough Scott: What are your immediate thoughts, Walter ?
    Walter Swinburn: I don't have any immediate thoughts at the moment

  3. Jimmy Lindley:  "Steve Cauthen, well on his way to that mythical 200 mark."

  4. Chris Pool:  "A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car."

  5. Harvey Smith:  "As you travel the world, do you do a lot of traveling ?"

  6. Dorian Williams:  "He's a very competitive competitor, that's the sort of competitor he is."

  7. Penny Chenery, who owned Secretariat:  "Ask anyone on the street for one name in horse racing and they will always say Secretariat.  He is the definitive touchstone between racing and the American public."

  8. Jerry Seinfeld, on what a horse must think after a race is over:  "They must get to the end and go, 'We were just here.'  What's the point of that?"

  9. D. Wayne Lukas, referring to Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes winner, and gelding, Funny Cide:  "The ultimate equipment change."

  10. Pete Axthelm, referring to Secretariat's 31 length victory in the Belmont Stakes:  "I used to think the greatest thing I ever saw was the Ali-Frazier fight in Madison Square Garden.  This was even better."

  11. Kenny Mayne, before the running of the Belmont Stakes: "Other than being castrated, things have gone quite well for Funny Cide."

  12. Joe E. Lewis, comedian: "This is the only place where the windows clean the people."

  13. Vic Stauffer, track announcer at Hialeah in 1993, calling a race with a horse named Altmagraenguida, after two vain attempts at pronouncing the horse's name, he surrendered during the stretch run: "Here comes the number 4."




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