SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: billionquotes.com

 
Abe Lemons (November 21, 1922 - September 2, 2002) was one of the most successful head basketball coaches in Oklahoma history.
  • That's one more rebound than a dead guy.
    • After his center grabbbed only one rebound in the first half of a game.
  • You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
    • to broadcaster Howard Cosell
  • If you had come with me, you could be the principal of a high school by now.
    • to Johnny Bench, whom he tried to recruit with at Oklahoma City University.
  • Damn referees. I'll miss them less than anybody.
    • after losing his final game by one point, in a bid for victory No. 600
  • You mean in the state?
    • When asked if he felt his 1976 University of Texas basketball team should be ranked in the top twenty that season
  • Finish last in your league and they call you "Idiot". Finish last in medical school and they call you "Doctor".
  • I never substitute just to substitute. I play my regulars. The only way a guy gets off the floor is if he dies.
  • One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
  • I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.
  • Doctors bury their mistakes, mine are still on scholarship.
  • They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
    • After being asked about a group of alumni that wanted him to leave.
 








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