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Horseracing Quotes

 

"The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet."
- Damon Runyon

 

"The only decent people I ever saw at the racecourse were horses."
- James Joyce

 

"Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose."
- Anonymous

 

"A horse gallops with his lungs,
Perseveres with his heart,
And wins with his character."
- Tesio

 

"A Horse! A Horse! my kingdom for a horse!"
- Shakespeare

 

"If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse."
- Unknown

 

"The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."
- Jacqueline Kennedy

 

"Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse. And they'll both win for you."
- Elizabeth Arden

 

"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he

 bought a cow to ride on."
- Benjamin Franklin

 

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse."
- Woody Allen

 

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."
- W C Fields

 

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