SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, March 24, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ncaabbs.com

 
Good Announcer Quotes from the Tourney so Far  -  MARCH MADNESS, 2008

"Curry took it back door."- Billy Packer

"He traveled on the pass before the pass."- Jim Nantz

"I think they got Nichols from the rear."- Bill Ratery

"When you give the guy the ball with the shot clock running down it is like handing him a hand grenade with the pin pulled out".- Jay Bilas

"They'll get some hands on balls."- Len Elmore

"The tension in the building is building."- Craig Bolerjack

"Justin Hare will go to medical school following graduation. A 3.87 GPA. I'd have him work on me."- Craig Bolerjack

"Bo Ryan has knees of iron"- Dan Bonner

Second Round Update


"Zoubek does not have a wide enough stance to avoid those kinds of turnovers." - Wenzel, getting his Larry Craig references on.

"I think Smalligan's name should be Talligan." - Glenn Consor, on the Westwood One radio call...Not even original, heard that one couple weeks ago

"Backdoor, taking a page from Luke Ford and Belmont!" - Wenzel

"Bob Huggins, coaching in his hometown of West Virginia..." - Wenzel. Now, West Virginia may be rural, but at least call it the state that it is...

"Winner of this game (Purdue-Xavier) takes on the Duke Blue...oops, Duke wishes it was taking on the winner of the game." - Greg Gumbel, botching the transfer slightly.

"And, you can see, the breakfast of champions is popcorn." -Wenzel, as the camera shows Huggins eating popcorn

Second Round Day 2


"You're just like a father figure to me Ian."- Jim Spanarkel

"Howard is one of those guys that just likes to bang you on the inside."- Bill Raftery

"Yep, Johnson from behind" - Jim Spanarkel

"A little bunny hop on Easter Sunday." - Tim Brando

"Well, you might say Campbell is M'm! M'm! Good"- Bill Raftery

 




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