Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three period
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls.
Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right."
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.
Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
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