Longbow Archery Quotes & Sayings
"The more you practise the luckier you get"
"It was a 10 when it left the bow"
"The only way I can get my arrows to group is to keep them in my quiver"
"If it is not fun then you must be hitting the target"
"Archery is not a sport it is brain damage"
"Just because I dress like Robin Hood , it does not mean I can shoot like Robin Hood!!!!!"
"Remember when you don't hit what you are aiming at, it's not because of the bow or arrows, it is the JERK on the string"
"I'm not used to shooting indoors, the lack of wind confused me."
"Remember the more you shoot the more arrows you have to buy"
"Oh you wanted me to hit that target"
"To be sure of hitting the target shoot first and what ever you hit call it the target"
An archers creativeness for excuses is only limited by the number of arrows in their quiver.
"These new arrows are useless they keep going where I'm aiming instead of where they are supposed to go"
"Oh wait a second these are my practise arrows"
If the point is sharp and the arrow is quick it can pierce the dust, no matter how thick.
Archers do it with a quiver
Once they are out of the quiver there is no telling where they will end up.
"Look mate this is a 60lb longbow shooting 700gr arrows, If I had HIT the target I would have destroyed it."
"No wonder I cannot hit the target, these new arrows are straight"
Archery is 1% Form, 2% Concentration and 97% Dumb LUCK
Arrows are like lightning they only hit what they want and it is rarely where you expect to hit.
"I suffer from Fast-Flite embolism…… I have a clot on the string"
"No shot is hard to make, but a lot of them are just too easy to miss"
"Don't worry, let the arrow pick the target"
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