SOCCER QUOTES
"If there was a Champions League for guts and determination we would be in with a chance of winning it." - GORDON STRACHAN
During the 2007 draw for the Scottish Cup semi-final's.
You join us here where we have literally got Alex McLeish and Andy Watson by the balls." BBC SCOTLAND'S DAVID CURRIE
"Its an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from
Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson" - Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
'I'm definately maybe going to play Sturrock.'
-JIM 'not Noel Gallagher' McLEAN
They had a dozen corners, maybe 12 - I'm guessing.' - CRAIG BROWN
'I've had 14 bookings this season 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - GAZZA
'Last night,we were the best team on the day.' - ROY AITKEN
'If we'd won, it would have meant an historic double-treble.
But we weren't even thinking about that.' - WALTER SMITH
"He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
"-DEREK JOHNSTONE
'As I've said before and I've said in the past...' - KENNY DALGLISH
"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
"-JOHN GREIG
'I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams
were the goals that England scored.' - CRAIG BROWN
"There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best.
He's another Ryan Giggs."-DENIS LAW
"Son, you'll do well here as long as you remember two things.
Don't over-eat and don't lose your accent."
Bill Shankly (on the day he signed Ian St John) :
"My plans for Rangers can only be achieved by buying.
I don't have time for young players to mature.
That could take five years, and by then I could be out the door."
Graeme Souness (August 1987 as Rangers' new manager) :
"I don't believe everything Bill tells me about his players.
If they were that good, they'd not only have won the European Cup
but the Ryder Cup, the Boat Race and even the Grand National!"
Jock Stein (on Shanks) :
"Yes, it looks as if Hearts have reverted to a five man back four."
Alan McInally ; (during a Rangers v Hearts game) :
"My bum has been through every temperature known to man."
Gordon Strachan (On heat treatment and ice-packs, 1993) :
"I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable
area for goalies is between their legs..."
ANDY GRAY, Sky Sport
"It was one of those goals that's invariably a goal."-DENIS LAW
"With news of Scotland's 0-0 victory over Holland..."-SCOTTISH TV
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams......."
- Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.
"A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece
of paper saying you want to leave." - JOHN COLLINS.
"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - TOM FERRIE
"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails." - RICHARD PARK.
"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on". John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
After beating Everton in the 1971 FA Cup semi:
'Sickness would not have kept me away from this one. If I'd been dead, I would have had them bring the casket to the ground, prop it up in the stands, and cut a hole in the lid.'
shankly
"Dundee Utd shares have been trading at 50 pence. We have been advised that these shares are worth £300 each" - Angus Cook
"Walter Smith has come down from the directors box to tinkle with his tactical formation" - Jock Brown
"It left a real bad taste in the eyes of the supporters" - Jim Docherty on the Celtic board situation
"I'd like to get more caps under my belt" - Gary McAllister
"There'll be more football in a moment, but first we've got highlights of the Scottish League Cup" - Gary Newbon
"The Scots are really knocking it about to some tune" - Alistair Alexander
"It's the carrot at the end of the rainbow" - Danny McGrain
"Some teams are so negative, they could have been sponsored by Kodak" Tommy Docherty
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - MARK VIDUKA
'Hagi is a brilliant player, but we're not going to get psychedelic over him' - ANDY ROXBURGH
'Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me.' - MARTIN O'NEILL
During the 2007 draw for the Scottish Cup semi-final's.
You join us here where we have literally got Alex McLeish and Andy Watson by the balls." BBC SCOTLAND'S DAVID CURRIE
"Its an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from
Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson" - Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney
'I'm definately maybe going to play Sturrock.'
-JIM 'not Noel Gallagher' McLEAN
They had a dozen corners, maybe 12 - I'm guessing.' - CRAIG BROWN
'I've had 14 bookings this season 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable' - GAZZA
'Last night,we were the best team on the day.' - ROY AITKEN
'If we'd won, it would have meant an historic double-treble.
But we weren't even thinking about that.' - WALTER SMITH
"He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
"-DEREK JOHNSTONE
'As I've said before and I've said in the past...' - KENNY DALGLISH
"Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
"-JOHN GREIG
'I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams
were the goals that England scored.' - CRAIG BROWN
"There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best.
He's another Ryan Giggs."-DENIS LAW
"Son, you'll do well here as long as you remember two things.
Don't over-eat and don't lose your accent."
Bill Shankly (on the day he signed Ian St John) :
"My plans for Rangers can only be achieved by buying.
I don't have time for young players to mature.
That could take five years, and by then I could be out the door."
Graeme Souness (August 1987 as Rangers' new manager) :
"I don't believe everything Bill tells me about his players.
If they were that good, they'd not only have won the European Cup
but the Ryder Cup, the Boat Race and even the Grand National!"
Jock Stein (on Shanks) :
"Yes, it looks as if Hearts have reverted to a five man back four."
Alan McInally ; (during a Rangers v Hearts game) :
"My bum has been through every temperature known to man."
Gordon Strachan (On heat treatment and ice-packs, 1993) :
"I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable
area for goalies is between their legs..."
ANDY GRAY, Sky Sport
"It was one of those goals that's invariably a goal."-DENIS LAW
"With news of Scotland's 0-0 victory over Holland..."-SCOTTISH TV
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams......."
- Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.
"A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece
of paper saying you want to leave." - JOHN COLLINS.
"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - TOM FERRIE
"Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails." - RICHARD PARK.
"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on". John Lambie, Partick Thistle manager, when told a concussed striker did not know who he was.
After beating Everton in the 1971 FA Cup semi:
'Sickness would not have kept me away from this one. If I'd been dead, I would have had them bring the casket to the ground, prop it up in the stands, and cut a hole in the lid.'
shankly
"Dundee Utd shares have been trading at 50 pence. We have been advised that these shares are worth £300 each" - Angus Cook
"Walter Smith has come down from the directors box to tinkle with his tactical formation" - Jock Brown
"It left a real bad taste in the eyes of the supporters" - Jim Docherty on the Celtic board situation
"I'd like to get more caps under my belt" - Gary McAllister
"There'll be more football in a moment, but first we've got highlights of the Scottish League Cup" - Gary Newbon
"The Scots are really knocking it about to some tune" - Alistair Alexander
"It's the carrot at the end of the rainbow" - Danny McGrain
"Some teams are so negative, they could have been sponsored by Kodak" Tommy Docherty
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - MARK VIDUKA
'Hagi is a brilliant player, but we're not going to get psychedelic over him' - ANDY ROXBURGH
'Neil Lennon wasn't sent off for scoring a goal, and that's what annoys me.' - MARTIN O'NEILL
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