SPORTS-RELATED INSULTS \ PUTDOWNS
"A man without a wife is like an Eskimo without a golf club." ... Groucho Marx
"In the football game of life, I was born a wide receiver with no arms." - Brent Rangen, Sr.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons - Robin Williams
He's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
You are so dumb, you think that martial arts are paintings by the sheriff.
Endless love? That's Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
If you can't swim stay out of the gene pool.
Nice complexion...You look like the goalie for a dart team.
He is playing hockey with a warped puck
He's on the batting end of a no-hitter.
He's paddling with one oar.
He's skating on the wrong side of the ice.
The going got weird and he turned pro.
He's got too much yardage between the goal posts.
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