SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, May 8, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fencingniagara.com

FENCING QUOTES

Using a sword is like sex. It's all a matter of balance, leverage and timing.
Bob Anderson

Hold your sword as if you were holding a bird in your hand: not too lightly to prevent his escape and not too tightly to prevent him choking?
Justin LafaugerI, 1826

Time and quality of work will provide better results than selection based on any champion profile; we don't select champions, they select themselves by work, passion and determination to achieve the highest results?
Janusz Rednarski

"Fencing is a game of subtlety, and bluff can be met with counter-bluff"
Charles L. de Beaumont

"The leading coaches of the world unanimously agree that epee has become the premier weapon to fence and to watch"
Bob Anderson

"Weapons are like significant others...if you found them cheap to start with...they usually don't remain faithful for long"
Canadian Armoury Guildmaster

"The essence of fencing is to give, but by no means to receive."
Moliere

"That there are persons of mistaken ideas in almost every Art or Science, is what few will deny. Yet I am inclined to believe there are more erroneous opinions entertained with regard to the Art of using the Sword than on most other subjects."
Joseph Roland, 1809

"Using a sword is like sex. You can't get good by practicing by yourself or with your relatives."
Jack Sparrow

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