SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, May 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports_quotes.blogse.nl

MUHAMMAD ALI BOXING QUOTES
"Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer."

"Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them - a desire, a dream, a vision. They have to have last-minute stamina, they have to be a little faster, they have to have the skill and the will. But the will must be stronger than the skill."

"Before I get in the ring, I'd have already won or lost it out on the road. The real part is won or lost somewhere far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym and out there on the road before I dance under those lights."

"Now you see me, now you don't. George thinks he will, but I know he won't!" Muhammad Ali taunting George Foreman

"...a fighter can condition his body to go hard certain rounds, then to coast certain rounds."

"You may talk about Sweden, you may talk about Rome, but Rockville Center's Floyd Patterson's home. A lot of people said that Floyd couldn't fight, but you should have seen him on the comeback night."

"Old age is just a record of one's whole life."

"Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change."

"We have one life; it soon will be past; what we do for God is all that will last."

"Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise."

"To be able to give away riches is mandatory if you wish to possess them. This is the only way that you will be truly rich."

"It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe."

"Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see."

"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world."

"Love is a net that catches hearts like a fish."

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

"Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."

"I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them."

"All I want now is to be a nice, clean gentleman. I've proved my point. Now I'm going to set an example for all the nice boys and girls. I'm through talking." Muhammad Ali meeting with reporters on the morning after the Sonny Liston fight.

"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."

"A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing."

"LaLaLand gossips say Joe Frazier ain't happy with his characterization in movie Ali. Sez he should have been consulted since he has a memory and Ali doesn't." (Blackie Sherrod, The Dallas Morning News)

"Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams — they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do — they all contain truths."

"I'm a Muslim. I've been a Muslim for 20 years. . . . You know me. I'm a boxer. I've been called the greatest. People recognize me for being a boxer and a man of truth. I wouldn't be here representing Islam if it were terrorist. . . . I think all people should know the truth, come to recognize the truth. Islam is peace." Muhammad Ali speaking on September 21, 2001 at a fundraiser for victims of the WTC and Pentagon attacks.

"Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it."

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

"People don't realize what they had till it's gone. Like President Kennedy - nobody like him. Like The Beatles, there will never be anything like them. Like my man, Elvis Presley - I was the Elvis of boxing.''

"It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am."

"That all you got, George?" What Ali whispered into George Foreman's ear in a late round clinch during the Rumble in the Jungle.

"It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself."

"It's not bragging if you can back it up."

"I am America. I am the part you won't recognize, but get used to me. Black, confident, cocky -- my name, not yours. My religion, not yours. My goals, my own. Get used to me."

"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

"I'm a baaaadd man!"

"Eat your words! Eat your words! I am the greatest." Muhammad Ali shouting at reporters who had dismissed him as a loudmouth and a fake before his fight with Sonny Liston.

"I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest."

"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."

"The man who has no imagination has no wings."

"Cassius Clay is a slave name. I didn't choose it, and I didn't want it. I am Muhammad Ali, a free name - it means beloved of God - and I insist people use it when speaking to me and of me.''

"What's my name, fool? What's my name?" What Ali kept yelling while winning a 1967 decision against Ernie Terrell, who had insisted on calling him Cassius Clay.

"I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world." Muhammad Ali (from Healing, a Journal of Tolerance and Understanding)

"He was like God - God with a custard pie up his sleeve.'' Joseph D. O'Brian describing Muhammad Ali.

"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."
Muhammad Ali.

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