SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: creativequotations.com

Baseball Quotes

The reason baseball calls itself a game, I believe, is that it is too screwed up to be a business.
--Jim Bouton
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I have found most baseball players to be afflicted with tobacco-chewing minds.
--Howard Cosell
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There is a fine line between success and failure. In baseball, the difference between a.350 hitter and a.250 hitter is only a 1/4 inch up or down the bat.
--Mortimer Feinberg
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Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
--Robert Frost
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Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.
--Joe Garagiola
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When Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he found a baseball that Jimmy Foxx hit off me in 1937.
--Lefty Gomez
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You're probably not a member of a major league baseball team, your errors, unless they are truly spectacular, don't show up in the morning paper.
--Jane Goodsell
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The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.
--Elbert Hubbard
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A good listener is like a catcher in baseball. He keeps tossing the ball back for you to pitch.
--Franklin P. Jones
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Baseball ought never be hurried. It is the only unhurried institution we have left, which is one reason, I think, we love it. --James Kilpatrick
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Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously.
--Sidney Madwed
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
--John Leonard
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A well-run restaurant is like a winning baseball team. It makes the most of every crew member's talent and takes advantage of every split-second opportunity to speed up service.
--David Ogilvy
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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
--Harry Reasoner
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A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
-- Unknown
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Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
-- Unknown

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