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GOLF HUMOR \ INSULTS
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Shot terminology - some disparaging remarks, shot and situation descriptions to offer your opponent:
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Hitler When you can't get out of the bunker
Hitler When you can't get out of the bunker
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Rommel Gone from one bunker to another
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Scargill A great strike but a poor result
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Tarzan In the trees again
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Paula Radcliffe Messy looking follow-through
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Rodney King Over-clubbed that one
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OJ Simpson Somehow you got away with it
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Elephant's arse It's high and it stinks
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Sally Gunnel An ugly runner
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Kate Moss You thinned it
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Taking on the IRA Hitting a provisional
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Maradonna A nasty little five-footer
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Salman Rushdie An impossible read
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Cuban It needed one more revolution
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Glen Miller It kept low and didn't make it over the water
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Princess Grace Should have taken a driver
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Princess Di Shouldn't have taken a driver
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Robin Cook It just died going up the hill
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Michael Jackson Gradually fading
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Vinnie Jones Got a nasty kick when you weren't expecting it
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Bin Laden Never to be seen again
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Jonthan Aitken A desperate lie
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Jeffrey Archer Nothing but bad lies
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Gordon Brown It's going to cost you way more than you think
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Tony Blair Way too much spin
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