SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: dolfan-uk.co.uk

MIAMI DOLPHINS CHEERLEADERS

Image: miamidolphins.com

FOOTBALL QUOTES


We had a defense that would out-hit you, outplay you and a defense that would outthink you. (Nick Buoniconti in his HoF Induction Speech)


"If I had a choice, I'd sooner go one on one with a grizzly bear" (Packer's MacArthur Lane, on facing Dick Butkus)


"I like to hit people. But, I don't like to hurt people." (Mike Singletary)

What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining. (Mike Ditka)

We have a strange and wonderful relationship - he's strange and I'm wonderful. (Mike Ditka)

“Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal” (Mike Ditka)

“If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms” (Mike Ditka)

“You're never a loser until you quit trying.” (Mike Ditka)

"Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink." (Tom Curle)


I said, "Gee Mom, I'm going to be the head coach of the New York Giants." And she said to me, "When are you going to get a real job like your brother the banker?" (Bill Parcells)

“No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.” (Bill Parcells)


“Success is never final, but failure can be.” (Bill Parcells)


All the backs in the history of this game are the same when there isn't any hole to run through. (Bill Parcells)


It’s a very easy thing to say, ‘Go get a backup quarterback.’ Now tell me where to get them. You just can’t dial them up. (Bill Parcells)

Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast. (Bill Parcells)

My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow . . . I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that (Bill Parcells)


When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you don't know. (Bill Parcells)


You can only really yell at the players you trust. (Bill Parcells)

The only players I hurt with my words are the ones who have an inflated opinion of their ability. I can't worry about that. (Bill Parcells)


"That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!" (An NFL player who played against Jim Brown)

"Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry."(Barry Sanders)

BROSNAHAN - "Would it be fair to say you turned around the Raiders in the 1960s?" DAVIS - "You're being too kind to me." BROSNAHAN - "It won't last. Let's enjoy the moment." (Jim Brosnahan,City of Oakland defense attorney to Al Davis)


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