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Golf Quotes
What do I like about golf? Well, it certainly ain’t the low scores. Huey Lewis
The only reason I played golf was so I could afford to go hunting and fishing. Sam Sneed
I don’t exaggerate. I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers. Tommy Armour
Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing. Sam Snead
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. G.K. Chesterton
Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing. Sam Snead
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. G.K. Chesterton
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychologists have. Harvey Renick
Golf fairways should be made more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. Seve Ballesteros
For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag….the pencil! Chi Chi Rodriguez
This hole right here can have a par of anything you want it to be. Yesterday it was a par 47 -- and I birdied the sucker! Willie Nelson
Retire to what? I’m a golfer and a fisherman. I’ve got no place to retire to! Julius Boros
Golf fairways should be made more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. Seve Ballesteros
For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag….the pencil! Chi Chi Rodriguez
This hole right here can have a par of anything you want it to be. Yesterday it was a par 47 -- and I birdied the sucker! Willie Nelson
Retire to what? I’m a golfer and a fisherman. I’ve got no place to retire to! Julius Boros
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan
My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli
I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it. ~Jim Dent
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. ~Lee Trevino
I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it. ~Jim Dent
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. ~Lee Trevino
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown
Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well. ~Art Rosenbaum
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~Author Unknown
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. ~Fletcher Knebel
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