SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, June 15, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: leapnow.net

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Golf Quotes

What do I like about golf? Well, it certainly ain’t the low scores. Huey Lewis

The only reason I played golf was so I could afford to go hunting and fishing. Sam Sneed

I don’t exaggerate. I just remember big. Chi Chi Rodriguez
Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers. Tommy Armour

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing. Sam Snead

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. G.K. Chesterton
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychologists have. Harvey Renick

Golf fairways should be made more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. Seve Ballesteros

For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag….the pencil! Chi Chi Rodriguez

This hole right here can have a par of anything you want it to be. Yesterday it was a par 47 -- and I birdied the sucker! Willie Nelson

Retire to what? I’m a golfer and a fisherman. I’ve got no place to retire to! Julius Boros
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. ~Martha Beckman

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan
My handicap? Woods and irons. ~Chris Codiroli

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it. ~Jim Dent

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. ~Lee Trevino
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~Author Unknown

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well. ~Art Rosenbaum

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. ~Author Unknown
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown

My body is here, but my mind has already teed off. ~Author Unknown

Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. ~Fletcher Knebel

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