SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: char.star.com

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BASEBALL SONG LYRICS

Song: (Love Is Like A) Baseball Game ~~ 1968 ~~ 2:44
Artist: The Intruders
LP/CD: Cowboys To Girls ~~ Philadelphia International ~~ 1968
Composers: Kenneth Gamble~Leon Huff
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Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
Up to bat {To bat}I thought I hit a love run
But to my surpriseI found I didn’t hit none
Threw her love so fast
She put me in a daze
Never knew that love
Could come so many ways

{Strike one} She took me by surprise
{Strike two} Right in front of my eyes
{Strike three} Oh, I was out without a doubt
Oh, I was out

(Oh, love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out (Three strikes you’re out)
Whether you win or lose
(Oh, love) Love is just like a baseball game
(Is like a baseball game) Three strikes you’re out
Everybody’s got to pay some due

Oh, I’m up to bat
{To bat}I’m gonna try love one more time
I really love this girl
And I’m gonna make her mine
I ain’t never won
When I played a baseball game
Now it seems that love
And baseball are just the same

{Strike one} Oh, she did it again
{Strike two} Looks like I’m never gonna win
{Strike three} Oh, I was out without a doubt
I was out

(Oh, love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
(Three strikes you’re out)
Whether you win or lose
(I said love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
Everybody’s got to pay some due
(You got to pay some due)

(Oh, love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
(Three strikes you’re out whether you win or lose)
(I said love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
(Oh)Everybody’s got to pay some due
(Got to say it again)
(Love, love, love) Love is just like a baseball game
Three strikes you’re out
(Three strikes you’re out whether you win or lose)

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