SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, August 14, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: askoxford.com

Image: theage.com.au
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CRICKET QUOTES
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A Quote From ... Archive
Organized Loafing
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'Personally, I have always looked on cricket as organized loafing' said the future Archbishop of Canterbury, William Temple, in 1925;
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nearer our own time, Robin Williams gave the view that 'Cricket is basically baseball on valium'.
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In 1994 Denis Compton commented wryly on Brian Lara's record-breaking score, 'I couldn't bat for the length of time required to score 500. I'd get bored and fall over',
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and the Conservative politician Lord Mancroft might have had something similar in mind when he suggested that cricket was 'a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity'.
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The 19th-century writer Thomas Hughes in Tom Brown's Schooldays said simply, 'It's more than a game. It's an institution',
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but some enthusiasts have been more measured. Max Beerbohm, approached for a contribution to W. G. Grace's testimonial, said warningly, 'It's not in support of cricket but as an earnest protest against golf.'
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Cricket quotations often seem to support the idea of a leisurely thoughtful game, played out (as Orwell said) among 'long shadows on county grounds', but perhaps it should also be remembered that even here practical considerations may arise
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- as in the story that an umpire who had called 'not out' after W. G. Grace was unexpectedly bowled first ball, explained his decision to the bowler with the words 'They have paid to see Dr Grace bat, not to see you bowl'.
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Author: Elizabeth Knowles
Date: 11/07/2001
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