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NFL QUOTES
Quotes from Super Bowl XXXV
January 24, 2000
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"It tastes like chicken."
-- Gervase Peterson of 'Survivor' fame, when asked by Tiki Barber what the worm he ate on TV tasted like.
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"I was looking to make a couple of extra dollars. I can't believe they shut me down like that."
-- Ravens 340-pound DT Tony Siragusa on recent limitations placed on Tampa-area strippers that restrict "personal dances" to a distance of no closer than six feet.
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"I'd like my own show where I'd point out the better things in life. I know I'd ask a lot better questions than I heard here today."
-- Siragusa on his post-career plans.
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"Do I have to wear one of those costumes? Man, why can't you put some shorts on those guys?" -- Siragusa to a Japanese television reporter who asked if he'd be willing to tutor a sumo wrestler-turned-TV host on a few football moves.
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"It's amazing what 1100 people can do."
-- Giants TE Pete Mitchell, referring to a Web site survey (1100 people voted) that named him the 'Sexiest player in the Super Bowl' -- and caused nearly every question Mitchell faced Tuesday to revolve around his newly found mojo.
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"I'm better looking, I got more rings, and I got more money."
-- Ravens TE Shannon Sharpe on why he's not jealous of Mitchell's new title.
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"The one thing I've always prided myself on is not talking about anybody's wife or their mom
-- but anything other than that is fair game."
-- Sharpe on his policies on trash-talking.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, everybody else has a right to."
-- Ravens QB Trent Dilfer on his self-deprecating sense of humor.
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"They don't need that kind of protection. There was no hidden agenda -- I'm not that smart."
-- Ravens head coach Brian Billick on his Monday tirade against the media and whether it was designed to deflect the spotlight from his players.
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"I can if I needed to but I don't need to; that's why you pay somebody. You've got to have a broker. AmeriTrade is nice but it's not for you."
-- Giants CB Jason Sehorn when asked if he can calculate a PE ratio, referring to a commercial starring him and Sharpe.
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