NASCAR Baby.
RACE CAR HUMOR
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You Might be a Race Car Fanatic if....
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You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....
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You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....
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You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....
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You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....
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You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....
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You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....
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Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....
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You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....
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You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....
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You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....
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You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....
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Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"
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