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MARTIAL ARTS HUMOR
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Murphy's Martial Arts Laws
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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
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The referee will always be looking the other way when you score.
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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.
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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking and sweeping techniques.
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If you have to use your training in self-defence, your assailant's father will be a lawyer.
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After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat.
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After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt grading.
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
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No matter how many times you take care of it before your grading, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
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