GEORGE CARLIN
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SPORTS HUMOR
Humor by George Carlin
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"There are only three sports: baseball, basketball and football - everything else is either a game or activity."
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What about soccer?
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Anything where you can't use your arms can't be a sport."
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Running ?
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Running isn't a sport because anybody can do it. My mother can run."
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Hockey is three activities taking place at the same time; ice skating, fooling around with a puck and beating the (expletive) out of somebody.If these guys had more brains than teeth,they'd do these things one at a time."
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"Another reason why hockey isn't a sport is that it is not played with a ball .Anything not played with a ball can't be a sport.. The only other place you'll find a puck is in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom."
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Swimming.?"
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Swimming is a way to keep from drowning"
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Boxing?
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Boxing is a way to beat the (expletive ) out of someone"
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Golf?
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"Golf is a game that might possibly be fun if it could be played alone.But its the vacuous, striving .male bonding joiners one has to associate with that makes it such a repulsive pastime."
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There are many more sports quotes that he rendered , but my favorite was his hunting shot....
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Hunting?
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"You think hunting is a sport? Ask the deer."
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