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GOLF HUMOR
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David Letterman's Top Ten List
Top Ten Reasons Golf is Better Than Sex
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#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
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#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
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#8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
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#7 Foursomes are encouraged.
#7 Foursomes are encouraged.
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#6 You can make money doing it as a senior.
#6 You can make money doing it as a senior.
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#5 Three times a day is possible.
#5 Three times a day is possible.
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#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
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#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#3 If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
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#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
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And the #1 reason why golf is better than Sex..
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
And the #1 reason why golf is better than Sex..
If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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