SPORTS QUOTES
Quotes by sports writer Jim Murray
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Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
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Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
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What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion?
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air.
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.
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