HOCKEY HUMOR
.
TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX:
(author unknown)
.
10. It's legal to play hockey professionally
.
9. The puck is always hard.
.
8. The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
.
7. It lasts a full hour.
.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
.
4. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon.
.
3. Periods last only 20 min.
.
2. You can count on it at least twice a week.
.
1. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.
.
=====================
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment