SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, September 22, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: texarkanacollege.edu

Image: discoversouthcarolina.com
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FISHING QUOTES
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My hook is baited with a dream, I fish for peace
-- Robert Service
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Whoever said 'Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work' never had their boat sink.
-- Unknown
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'Carpe Diem' does not mean 'fish of the day'.
-- Unknown
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The difference between fly fishers and worm dunkers is the quality of their excuses
-- Unknown
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Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.
-- John Gierach
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I think a lot of us fish day after day as much for what could happen as for what actually does happen.
-- John Gierach
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Any time a man ain't fishin' he's frittering his life away.
-- Patrick F. McManus
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Don't bless the fish till it gets to the land.
-- Irish Proverb
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If you wanted a fish that could sip wine and discuss Italian poetry, you'd look for a trout. If you needed a ditch dug, you'd hire a carp.
-- John Gierach
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I mean, it's just fishing, and the best the big non-angling world can say about any of us is that we're harmless.
-- John Gierach
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Fishing is one of the few ways I know of to let go of the past, forget about the future, and live in the moment.
-- John Gierach
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If we carry purism to it's logical conclusion, to do it right you'd have to live naked in a cave, hit your trout on the head with rocks, and eat them raw. But, so as not to violate another essential element of the fly-fishing tradition, the rocks would have to be quarried in England and cost $300 each.
-- John Gierach
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I don't know exactly what fly fishing teaches us, but I think it's something we need to know.
-- John Gierach
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To capture the fish is not all of the fishing.
-- Zane Grey
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Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut.
-Unknown
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If a man is truly blessed, he returns home from fishing to be greeted by the best catch of his life.
-Unknown
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Fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.
-- Ed Zern
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Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy.
-- William Sherwood Fox
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