FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: cylive.com

GOLF QUOTES
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Tim Allen
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Samuel Johnson
A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
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Tom O'Connor
No matter what calamities befall him in everyday life, the true hacker still needs the presssure and inconvenience of four hours of trudging in wind or rain or sleet or sun (or all of them at once), hacking at a white pellet that seems to have a mind of its own, and a lousy sense of direction.
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Walter Hagen
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
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John Willis
Rule of Golf: You can't lose an old golf ball.
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Michael Green
A coarse golfer is one who has to shout "fore" when he putts.
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Michael Green
The secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it.
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Michael Green
What is needed instead of all these instructional books on how to play golf is a walloping good book on how to give it up.
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Robert Browning
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old one's did!
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Henry Beard and Roy McKie
Practice Tee: The place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice.
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Henry Cotton
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
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Jack Burrell
My clubs are well used, but unfortunately not used well.
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Jack Nicklaus
The older you get the stronger the wind gets...and it's always in your face.
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Jack Nicklaus
It takes hundreds of good shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
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Jane Swan
My golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
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Carol Mann
A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes
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Michael Ryan
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and difficult practice.
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Don Adams
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
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Ben Hogan
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
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Bob Hope
I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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