SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, October 6, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: groups.google.com

Image: windbc.co.uk
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BOXING QUOTES
Quotes on boxing from a user's group
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>My favorite Ali quote of all time:
> > " If I say a cow can lay an egg, don't argue with me. Go get the skillet."
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I was also appalled when Vinnie Paz or Camacho said "My face beamed with delight as I heard his jaw crack" after breaking an opponent's jaw in a fight.
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*Even at this stage of his career, he is ready to be heavyweight champion of the world. He throws every punch with bad intentions and if he hits them they will go*
Cus D'amato on Tyson when he was only 16 yrs old.
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"Philadelphia is the only town where you can see two winos duking it out in some alley, and they're throwing double jabs."
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Ok, I don't know if this is true or not but it's funny anyway. I don't think it has to do with boxing but it does involve Ali.
Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seatbelt.
Ali replied: "Superman don't need no seat belt."
Replied the stewardess: "Superman don't need no plane."
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One of my favorite boxing quotes is from a guy who was a regular at bar where I was working once. This man, John, was legally blind, but when he was younger, and could see, he boxed some in the army. He once told me about a fight in which he got badly outclassed. Talking about the other fighter he said:
"He had his hands in my face so much that the only time I ever saw him was between rounds."
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In 'shooting from the lip' where Ali and Cus d'Amato banter about boxing, Ali gets Cus playfully riled up.
Cus says to Ali "I'm going to provoke you into hitting me and it will cost you a million dollars".
Ali quickly replies "Who is going to collect it? You're beneficieries?"
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