SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: home.comcast.net

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SPORTS QUOTES
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"And the line up for the final of the women's 400 meter hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."
David Coleman
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"We were killing ourselves in the foot."
Michael Jordan
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"No, it wasn't a wake up call, but it certainly opened our eyes."
Emmet Smith"
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All four of the five Bulls starters have scored."
Jim Durham
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"Players don't win championships, organizations do."
Jerry Krause, GM of the Chicago Bulls during the Michael Jordan era
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"Where is it written that a manager has to talk to his players?
Terry Bevington, Chicago White Sox manager
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"He had three guys double-teaming him."
Johnny "Red" Kerr
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"We accomplished the two-peat."
Scotty Pippen"
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It will be child. It will be.
Larry Johnson as Grandmama, when asked if it was true that the US dream team would beat all the other Basketball teams in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics.
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"It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown."
Alex Delvecchio, after 13-0 defeat in a hockey game.
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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Rita Rudner.
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"The Bears have to make Randall Cunningham beat them in order to win."
Tom Thayer
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"McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands."
Fred Perry
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"You'll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than itstarted."
Andrew Gidley
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"Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it."
Martin Tyler
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"The boys' feet have been up in the clouds since the win."
Alan Buckley
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"A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car."
Chris Pool
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"I'd rather be beaten up by two nuns than be caught dead in a pair of figure skates"
Bradan Welch
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"My career started slowly and then tapered off."
Gary McCord
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"The safest place would be in the fairway."
Joe Garagiola, on the best place for spectators to stand during a celebrity golf tournament
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"They are 3 types of people, people who know how to count and people who don't know how to count."
Dharma
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