BASEBALL HUMOR
Jay Leno scorches the Chicago Cubs on the Tonight Show
I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.
Monologue, 4 October 2008
How many of you watched the vice presidential debate expecting Sarah Palin to screw up?
Be honest.
[cheers and applause]
And how many of you watched the debate expecting Joe Biden to screw up?
[more cheers and applause]
And how many of you watched the baseball game knowing the Cubs would screw up?
[more applause]
Monologue, 6 October 2008
[about the Chicago Cubs being swept by the L.A. Dodgers in the 2008 NLDS]
How about next year, we only let the Cubs play using steroids?
Monologue, 7 October 2008
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