SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, February 15, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: community.comcast.net

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Football quotes from a sports forum
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"Franco Harris faked me out so bad one time that I got a 15-yard penalty for grabbing my own face mask." --D. D Lewis
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"The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."-Phillis Diller
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"I am a firm believer that all sports will be global. Someday we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling."-Paul Tagliabue
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"The Philadelphia Eagles signed wide receiver Terrell Owens despite his reputation as a clubhouse cancer. A few days later, the home of the Eagles, Veterans Stadium, implodes. Connect the dots, people."- Bret Lewis (L.A. radio announcer)
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"I knew it was time to quit coaching when I was chewing out an official and he walked off the penalty faster than I could keep up with him." - George Halas
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"John Riggins, like Joe Namath, is a riddle wrapped in a bandage." Larry Merchant
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"I resigned as the Broncos head coach because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of me." --John Ralston
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"It has been my experience that the fastest man on the football field is the quarterback who has just been intercepted." --Barry Switzar
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"Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way." --- Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch
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