SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, February 16, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bleacherreport.com

BASKETBALL HUMOR
Best Names: College Basketball Players
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Destined To Be Basketball Players
David Baller, College of Charleston
Chris Hoopes, Southern Utah
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No Need for Words
Dominitrix Johnson, Illinois St
Jamar Nutter, Seton Hall
Jahsha Bluntt, Delaware St
Pooh Williams, Utah State
Wayne Chism, Tennessee
Chris Porn, Elon
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Named After Famous People
Damon Jones, Northwestern State—The Cavs backup point guard Damon Jones isn't exactly famous, but I needed an excuse to put LeBron James's nasty dunk on him a few years ago.
Chris Martin, Stony Brook—Isn't this guy the main singer from Coldplay? Um, not that I listen to Coldplay or anything...
Nick Carter, Stony Brook—Whether you'll admit it or not, I know you remember the guy from the Backstreet Boys. Two pop stars on the same team. Kudos, Stony Brook.
David Palmer, Iowa—For you 24 fans, David Palmer was the first Black President of the United States. But just like in horror movies, the show had to knock off the black guy. Damn.
Patrick Ewing Jr., Georgetown—I mean he is Pat Ewing's son.
Picasso Simmons, Murray State—Picasso has a passion for his pallet, proudly painting prominent surrealist masterpieces from Paris to Madrid. Not the best basketball player, but what can you expect from an art major?
JayDee Luster, New Mexico State—Little did JayDee know that he was in the presence of a hip hop producing legend.
Fabio Nass, Miami—He's got great hair.
Mike Jones, St. Louis—WHO?!
Steve Alford, Western Washington
Chris Collinsworth, BYU
Mike Singletary, Texas Tech
Chris Gamble, Mississippi Valley State—Hopefully this Chris Gamble does a little better than a seven out of 50 on his Wonderlic Test.
Andrew Jackson, Mississippi Valley State
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Destined to Be on the Cover of Some Teenage Girls' Magazine
Chris Timberlake, North Florida
Corey Abercrombie, Pittsburgh State
Thomas Abercrombie, Washington State
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Of The Royal Family
Duke Crews, Tennessee
Will Royal, Robert Morris
Rickey Royal, Army
King Cannon, Central Arkansas
J.P. Prince, Tennessee
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Punctuations and Prefixes Perplexing English Teachers around the Country
Ra'Sean Dickey, GT
l'Lonzo Coleman, Presbyterian Blue Hose
LeKendrick Longmire, Oregon
An'Juan Wilderness, Charlotte
K'Len Morris, Michigan
E'Twaun Moore, Purdue
Jay-R Strowbridge, Nebraska
Jon'Tee Willhite, Eastern Illinois
LaceDarius Dunn, Baylor
De'Jon Jackson, San Diego B-Jay Walker, Oakland P'Allen Stinnett, Creighton
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Giving PA Announcers Serious Issues
Qavotstaraj Waddell, Chattanooga
Iman Shokouhizadeh, Centenary
Thanasi Panagiotakopoulos, Northern Colorado Uwemedimo Eshietedoho, UMBC
Philippe Tchekane Bofia, Maine
Yves Mekongo-Mbala. La Salle
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International Flavor
Gordo Castillo, New Mexico State
Oliver Caballero, San Jose State
Ryan Amoroso, San Diego State
Baptiste Bataille, Northeastern
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, UCLA Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes, Marshall
Jean Francois Bro-Grebe, Marshall
Chris De La Rosa, Siena
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Great Last Names
Dionte Christmas, Temple
Derrick Caracter, Louisville—Ironically Caracter is not a man of great character; he was suspended earlier in the season for violating team rules.
David Kool, Western Michigan
Drew McCool, Eastern Kentucky
Julius Allgood, Texas Pan-American
Tyler Hoffmeister. Texas Tech
Cam Thoroughman. WVU—Cam is a diligent, hard-working basketball player. He's thorough, man.
Akeem Hemingway, UMKC
Chief Kickingstallionsims, Alabama State
Jacob Turnipseed, Nicholls State
Soloman HorseChief, Pacific
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Great First Names
Urule Igbavboa, Valparasio
Parfait Bitee, Rhode Island Jazz Henderson, Long Beach State
Jazz Williams, Southern Spongy Benjamin, Marist
Arizona 'AZ' Reid, High Point – Too bad he's from South CarolinaHe Will Kill You
Jasonn Hannibal, Portland
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Feminine Names
Brook Lopez, Stanford—Maybe the real reason Lopez was ineligible for a few games at the beginning of the year.
Hillary Haley, St. Bonaventure—Hillary is 6'6", 210 lb., so after awhile the feminine name jokes probably stopped.
Gaby Bermudez, Samford
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The Holy One
Jesus Verdejo, South Florida—This man certainly has a lot to live up to.
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