SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, March 5, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: theinnerwebs.com

KATE MOSS, SUPERMODEL

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GOLF SLANG
A golf forum member cites terms used to describe golf shots
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A Kate Moss - A bit thin
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Hitting a Saddam Hussein - going from bunker to bunker.
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Condom Shot - It didnt feel right but it is safe.
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Son in Law Shot - It could have been better. -or- not what you wanted, but it'll do.
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A Diego Maradonna - Nasty little five footer.
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A Paula Radcliffe - Ugly, but a good runner.
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Making love to your sister - It's down there but you're not proud of it.
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An Adolf Hitler - Taking two shots in a bunker
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A Kate Winslett - A bit fat but otherwise perfect
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A Rodney King - Over-clubbed
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A Salman Rushdie - An impossible read
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An OJ Simpson - sliced it, but got away with it
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A Nancy Kerrigan - shot that is knee high and if hit someone would take em out
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An Elephant's A$$ - it's high and it stinks
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A Palestine - a swing that every teaching pro has had a look at but none can fix.
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An Air India Jumbo - you can tell it's going to sink even before it hits the ground.
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A Miss Piggy - fat, but hugs the green.
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A Mrs Robinson shot - you should not be taking it on but it just looks so damn tempting.
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A Bill Clinton - any lie you come across.
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A Tony Blair - every bad lie there's ever been.
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A George Bush - can't get out of the sand.
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A China - a club with too many members.
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A Snot - could turn into bogey very easily.
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A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole.
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A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water
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A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
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A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
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An Elvis - caught in a trap
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A Sonny Bono - when you know you hit one into the trees and it lands HAARRDD.
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A Natalie Wood - She's in the water and gone for good.
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