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SOCCER HUMOR
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Potential Nicknames for the Star Player
on My Son's Soccer Team.
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BY WENDI AARONS
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Mauricio the Magnificent
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El Pompadour
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The Puerto Rican Pelé
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Jackass Ball Hog
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The Apparent One-Man Show
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Mr. What Kind of 5-Year-Old Has Facial Hair?
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The Ringer Suspected of Juicin' in His Mommy's SUV Before the Game
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Seriously, the Boy Has Pubes
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Le Stealer of Le Fucking Ball From His Own Le Fucking Teammates
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The Boy Who'd Better Stop Pissing Off the Snack Mom
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Jesus, Will You Pass It Already?
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The Kid Whose Ass Will Be Kicked by My Kid Come T-Ball Season
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