SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, June 20, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: en.wikiquote.org

SURFER GIRLS (I THINK!)
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SURFING QUOTES
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"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
- Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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"Your done, once you're a surfer you're done. You're in. It's like the mob or something. You're not getting out."
- Kelly Slater, Step into Liquid
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"It was so big [the wave], it didn't even know we were there."
- Daniel Webber
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"It's just the best way to start your day. Surfers eat pizza. People who surf, they know the object is to have fun. You work hard, but you work hard to have fun."
- Cynthia Derosier
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"When you're surfing, you're living. Everything else is just waiting."
- Josh Mitchell
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"Show me an underwater earthquake and I'll show you an excuse to surf."
- Jarrett Sullivan
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"In one place we came upon a large company of naked natives, of both sexes and all ages, amusing themselves with the national pastime of surf-bathing. Each heathen would paddle three or four hundred yards out to sea (taking a short board with him), then face the shore and wait for a particularly prodigious billow to come along; at the right moment he would fling his board upon its foamy crest and himself upon the board, and here he would come whizzing by like a bombshell!"
- Cliff "The Grimer" Grimes
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None but natives ever master the art of surf-bathing thoroughly."
- Mark Twain
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"The idea that an individual can find God is terribly self-centered. It is like a wave thinking it can find the sea."
- John Templeton
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"How would you like to stand like a God before the crest of a monster billow, always rushing to the bottom of a hill and never reaching its base, and to come rushing in for a half mile at express speed, in graceful attitude, until you reach the beach and step easily from the wave?"
- Duke Kahanamoku
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"Out of the water, I am nothing."
- Duke Kahanamoku
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"Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!"
- The Joker from Batman
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