SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, July 26, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: u.arizona.edu

CINDY CRAWFORD, SUPER MODEL
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BASKETBALL QUOTES
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Rick Majerus on whether or not Keith Van Horn is prepared to play in the NBA:
"Prepared? What does that mean? Hell, I'm prepared to date Cindy Crawford, I just don't have the body or the looks."
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Rick Majerus on the lifestyle change Van Horn will face back East:
"New Jersey is completely different from Utah. 'Brother' in Utah and 'brother' in New Jersey are entirely different concepts."
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Avery Johnson on female NBA referee Violet Palmer:
"Nobody in their right mind is going to say anything to her because you know the NBA will fine you."
----- When someone noted that Charles Barkley had already made disparaging remarks about the female refs, Johnson responded:
"I said nobody in their right mind."
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Charles Barkley on Kevin Garnett's $125 million deal:
"That's a lot of damn money. And a black man is making it. What a great country. Imagine if he could play."
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Charles Barkley yelling to 300-plus-pound Houston Rockets teammate Stanley Roberts:
"Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full."
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Tiger Woods to Charles Barkley:
During a recent round of golf in Las Vegas, Tiger Woods asked Charles Barkley if he had heard about the new Super Kmart store being built in that city.
"Where they gonna build it?" Barkley asked.
Said Woods, "In the space between your ball and mine."
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Charlie Just, men's basketball coach at Bellarmine College in Louisville, Kentucky:
"[Our team is] so young, we've decided to dress only seven players on the road. We're pretty confident the other five can dress themselves."
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Steven Wright:
"My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'"
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