SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, August 2, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

SIMONA HALEP
Image: totalprosports.com

JELENA DOKIC

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TENNIS PICTORIAL \ QUOTES
Two buxom lady tennis professionals decide on a similar remedy to improve their game.
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Part I - Pictorial
Source: izismile.com
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Click here to view ===> SIMONA HALEP PICTORIAL (INCL. VIDEO)
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Part II - Quotes by and about Jenea Dokic (circa 2007)
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Going against the dictatorship of beauty, the Serbian tennis player Jelena Dokic wants to reduce the size of her breasts.
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According to the tennis player, this surgical intervention would be beneficial for her performance on the court.
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In a world-wide circuit where the divas earn as much as the champions, Dokic goes for the opposing side.
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The player affirmed that the size of her breasts does not allow her to play in the level that she desires.
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Despite the “discomfort”, the Serbian has already been number four in the ranking world-wide.
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She should talk to Ann Haydon Jones a former Wimbledon Champion in 1969. She was well-endowed.
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According to Billie Jean King, make those "gifted players" hit a backhand volley because you can hit under them, over them, and around them but you can't through them.
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