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GOLF QUOTES

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“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.”

-Michael Green

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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much."

-Buddy Hackett

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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the golf ball either."

-Anonymous

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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."

-Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.

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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that I went through out there."

-David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987

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When asked why he was moving to the U.S. to work as a golf analyst.

"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."

-David Feherty

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"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you play golf before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."

-Jackie Gleason

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"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."

-Bob Hope

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"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."

-David Feherty

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"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become an analyst, I don't see the problem."

-David Feherty

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"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."

-Dave Stockton

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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-

"The rest of the field."

-Roger Maltbie

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"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."

-David Feherty
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