SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See in body of message

SPORTS TRIVIA \ HUMOR \ QUOTES
Athletes adapt to the aging process to continue sports careers
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Athletes who retain their athletic skills after ex-teammates and
ex-competitors have long since retired are often referred to
by current teammates and competitors as "Old Folks",
generally on a private and affectionate basis.
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Some of the very famous "Old Folks" from different sports can
be viewed in the photo gallery below - some are still active!
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Click here to view ===> "OLD FOLKS" PHOTO GALLERY
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The "Old Folks" who remain active after others retire have a
method to their madness.
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Click here to view ===> FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?
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Source: cnn.com
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And those athletes \ sportsmen who retire receive their
just reward from sports pundits, humorists and fanatics.
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As They Get Old...
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Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive
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Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
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Old surfers never die, they just get board
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Old hikers never die, they just trail away
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Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
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Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
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Old baseball players never die, they just go batty
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Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap
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Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
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Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires
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Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
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Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse
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Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
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Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over
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Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six
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Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged
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Old dieters never die, they just waist away
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Old divers never die, they just extend their bottom time
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Old divers never die, they just flop
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Old divers never die, they just lose their spring
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Old drivers never die, they just blow a gasket.
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Old fighters never die, they just lose their punch
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Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
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Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired
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Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way
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Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone
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Old football players never die, they just kick off
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Old football players never die, they just kick the bucket
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Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along
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Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
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Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal
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Old jockeys never die, they just go horse
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Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away
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Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings
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Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast
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Old skiers never die, they just go over the hill
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Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick
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Old spelunkers (cave explorers) never die, they just cave in
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Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged
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Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip
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Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over
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Source: bored.com
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