SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: footballoutsiders.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
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SO IT LOOKED LIKE INFINITE JEST?
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"It looked like a phonebook with a binder around it. I was like 'I know I'm in for a hurting right now.'"
-- Rookie Patriots defensive lineman Ron Brace on the size of the Patriots' playbook
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"I'm getting a headache trying to read this, but I know I've got to do it. It's my job now. I don't have to worry about class. I have to worry about the playbook. That's my history right there I've got to learn."
-- Brace (NFL Nation Blog)
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WHY DID THE GHOST GO TO THE BAR?
FOR THE BOOS."BOOOOOO!!"
-- The crowd at Invesco Field in response to Kyle Orton's performance during the team's scrimmage (Colorado Springs Gazette)
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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE THREE B'S
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"You know what they say about the media, just use the five B's. Be brief, brother, be brief."
-- Redskins coach Jim Zorn giving his players advice on how to deal with the media
(The Official Blog of Chris Cooley)
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OR LIKE ASKING WHEN THE LAST TIME THE BILLS WERE RELEVENT
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"Asking about an offensive lineman's weight is like asking a woman's age."
-- Bills offensive tackle Langston Walker, responding to a question asking if he had lost weight (Bills.com)
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WNBA: YOU GOT NEXT
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"I've always thought the game was an attractive game, but we all know when you get the kind of pressure we're in, in these economic times, and then you have an economic model that really doesn't work, then it's not surprising to see it stop play."
-- Dallas Cowboys and AFL team owner Jerry Jones discussing the demise of the Arena Football League (Sports Illustrated)
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