FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: laughitout.com

SPORTS HUMOR
Examination all athletes must pass to qualify for college sports eligibility
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Test For College Athletes
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Open Book.
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
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1. What language is spoken in Russia?
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2. Present a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire, with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions;
-OR- provide the first/last name of God.
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3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) sail the ocean (b) lead an army, or (c) WRITE A PLAY?
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4. What religion is the Pope:
(a) Pakistani (b) Japanese (c) Agnostic (d) Is the Pope Catholic?
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5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?
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6. How many commandments was Moses given (approximately)?
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7. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Southerners (b) Not Southerners.
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8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.
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9. Can you explain Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes (b) no.
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10. What are coat hangers used for, other than unlocking car doors?
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11. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York (b) Canada (c) Belgium (d) FLORIDA.
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12. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?
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13. Advanced math:
If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?
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14. Where does the rain come from?
(a) The sky.
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15. Essay:
In 20 words or less, list all of the words you know.
(HINT: These are words)
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