SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com


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SKIING QUOTES
Skiing quotes and humor from the movie Better off Dead
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Click here to view ===> PLOT SUMMARY: BETTER OFF DEAD
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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER: BETTER OFF DEAD
Source: Youtube.com
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Quotes from Better off Dead:
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Lane Myer: She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
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Lane Myer: Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
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Click here to view ===> SKIING QUOTES: BETTER OFF DEAD
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Bonus entry: More skiing quotes
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Gotta use your brain, it's the most important part of your equipment.
~Kevin Andrews and Warren Miller, Extreme Skiing
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When it comes to skiing, there's a difference between what you think it's going to be like, what it's really like, and what you tell your friends it was like. ~Author Unknown
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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
~Tim Cahill
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
~Author Unknown
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The sun is bright and the powder bitchin'.
~Author Unknown
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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing.
Tree: The other method.
~Author Unknown
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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.
~Author Unknown
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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.
~Author Unknown
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
~Author Unknown
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There's no waiting for friends on a powder day.
~Author Unknown
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Snow: a form of precipitation that usually occurs three weeks prior to and the morning of your departure from your ski vacation.
~Author Unknown
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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary.
~Author Unknown
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The ski bum trades security for face shots, the future for the moment. Considering how hollow the promise of a corporate career has become, who can say the ski bum is not the wiser investor in his or her youth?
~Author Unknown
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If you aren't crashing, you aren't skiing.
~Author Unknown
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Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, in a blaze of reality.
~Dolores LaChapelle
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
~Dave Barry
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If you marry a skier, marry tall - they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year.
~Author Unknown
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Source: theskichannel.com
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