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Web site presents its annual Super Bowl for Geeks Guide ( 2010 ads, no NFL quotes )

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Super Bowl 2010 Ads that You can Watch Already Now

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Who's lazy?

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You do all the pointing and clicking on the Super Bowl

2010 Ads link below while I busily work checking out

the graphics for some more NFL cheerleader graphics

for later NFL posts - you can do it, point and click!!!

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You'll thank me because the i4u.com site presents so

many viewing options in the link, you'll want to do all

the pointing and clicking yourself!

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Who's lazy?

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Oh no, not the kid! (Thanks, Richard Pryor, (r.i.p.))

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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!

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Click here to view ===> SUPER BOWL 2010 ADS

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TIME OUT!!!

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My conscience is bothering me about the lazy editor,

so to show you I'm not really that lazy, here are some

quotes so you will not suffer a quote withdrawal on

my watch!!!

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Super Bowl 2010 Media Day Highlights:

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Love the Super Bowl Shuffle? Entertainment Tonight delivered the 2010 version, showcasing several Colts and Saints players in its 'Super Bowl Idol' contest. Though official results have yet to be announced, ESPN reported Saints' tight end Tyler Lorenzen took home the coveted award.
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Colts' coach Jim Caldwell took home the award for Most Educated Quote when he recited several lines from "Invictus", the William Ernest Henley poem quoted liberally in Clint Eastwood's recent movie with the same title.

"In the fell clutch of circumstance/ I have not winced nor cried aloud/ Under the bludgeonings of chance/ My head is bloody, but unbowed."
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No reporter in attendance created more buzz than Bengals' wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, who came with a crew of NFL players in the debut of the Ochocinco News Network. ONN's highlight came not from its reporting but from Ochocinco's Twitter feed, where he offered such gems as:

"Please mainstream media don't be mad at me for doing the job you guys have failed to do correctly, giving the fans what they really want"
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ESPN's John Banks wrested the Random Piece of Information Award from Colts punter Pat McAfee, who admitted he's worn the same $6 diamond earrings since high school.
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Quote of the Day: Peyton Manning on Drew Brees' golf game:

"He can bust it. He can flat-out pound it. I know he was incredibly long in college and I'm sure he is even longer now."
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One more tweet from Ochocinco, this time in response to criticism from ESPN's First Take:

"Man this media thing is really cool, for those hating on first take id be the reason you get fired if I wanted to work there. Child please".

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Source (Media Day section): atlanticwire.theatlantic.com.

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You say you want more quotes?

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Well, I've got more quotes right here!!!

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Proof There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question (at Media Day):

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It’s the place where a Japanese reporter once asked of San Francisco 49ers quarterback Joe Montana, "Tell me, why do they call you Boomer?"

(Well, they don’t actually. That would be Boomer Esiason, the Cincinnati quarterback.)
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It’s where someone asked Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Joe Salave’a, "What’s your relationship with the football?"

To which Salave’a said, "I’d say it’s strictly platonic."
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Asked how he got psyched to play in big games, Buffalo’s great running back Thurman Thomas sniffed, "I read the newspapers and look at all the stupid questions you all ask."
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Not sure if that was the Super Bowl where Thomas lost two fumbles in a 30-13 loss or the one where he couldn’t find his helmet and missed the first few plays in a 37-24 loss.
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Media Day is where Downtown Julie Brown, formerly of MTV, asked Dallas running back Emmitt Smith, "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"
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Where Rams’ quarterback Kurt Warner was asked, "Do you believe in voodoo and can I have a lock of your hair?"
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Where Denver running back Detron Smith was asked, "What size panties do you think you’d wear?"

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Where a St. Louis player found himself pondering the grammatical conundrum contained within the question, "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
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So you get Dallas quarterback Troy Aikman in Super Bowl XXXII being asked, "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
(Sure thing. What else would he be doing at halftime except shushing the coaches so he could hear "Don’t You Worry About a Thing"?)

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Source: mentalfloss.com

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Done!

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Now back to the old salt mines ( Google images )

for the very laborious search for the next NFL

cheerleader graphics for the next NFL post or

whatever on FSQ!

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