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Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story

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Plot of the movie Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story:

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Caught cheating and banned for ten years, Bobby Dukes, paintball's first superstar, returns to reclaim his title and erase the memory of his tainted past.
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Movie Trailer:
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Click here to view ===> BLACKBALLED TRAILER
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Movie Quotes:
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Bill Henry: You have two days bobby dukes, to get yourself back on the saddle of your formal self. You will not achieve that goal by splashing around in the lower end of your pool of self esteem...
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Bobby Dukes: [under his breath] What does that mean?
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Bill Henry: Oh, Bobby Dukes, please kick their ass so hard that their ass goes up their own ass
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Click here to view ===> BLACKBALLED QUOTES
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User review on imdb.com:
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Hilarious movie, see it first chance you get, 14 June 2005

Author: Jeff Beachnau (beachna9@msu.edu) from Omena, Michigan

I was lucky enough to catch this at the Waterfront Film Festival in Saugatuck, Michigan. I loved it so much, I saw it twice, and I never do that at festivals.

This hilarious film stars Rob Corddry from The Daily Show. The film is about Bobby Dukes, a famous paintball star that was caught "wiping" during the championship match. After ten years, Dukes returns to the game, assembling a new team and hoping to gain back his title.

The mockumentary is well done, though the laughs don't come right away, when they show up they don't leave. The teammates are all hilarious, and the side characters add to the comedy. Though the games are fun to watch, the comedy comes from training for the games. When Bobby gets his team together you can't help but laugh. Each member has their own great qualities, especially Rob Riggle and Paul Scheer. Writing this review, it's been two days since I last saw it, and I still keep laughing at some of the jokes.

I really hope this movie makes it to theatres, I know people will check it out and love it. I saw the director after the film and he said he had a lot of great extra footage shot that he would love to include on the DVD, so I can't wait, I'll buy it first chance I get.

See the movie, spread the word.
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BONUS ALERT FOR SPORTS \ COMEDY FANS:
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Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story can be viewed free online on
hulu.com.
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To access the movie, log onto hulu.com, find the movie on the
movies menu and watch the 90-minute comedy for free on your PC.
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