SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message

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GAMBLING QUOTES
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Part I: Casino Gambling
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“When we put 50 machines in, I consider them 50 more mousetraps. You have to have a mousetrap to catch a mouse.”
– Bob Stupak, former Las Vegas casino owner.
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Noting his mother’s visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. “She got to go to heaven four days early.”
– President Bill Clinton.
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“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.”
– George Ade
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“If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I’d probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.”
– Michael Ventura
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Click here to view ===> CASINO QUOTES
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Part II: Horse Racing Gambling
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Plot Summary for Let It Ride (1989)
An average kind of guy who has a slight problem with gambling goes to the track, and mystically, it seems as though he can't lose, no matter how he bets; and he has an incredible day. Written by Kathy Li
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Let It Ride Movie Quotes:
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Jay Trotter: [puts $2400 in cash on the counter] Let it ride!
Ticket Seller: What's the number?
Jay Trotter: [smile fades away]
Ticket Seller: It's a house rule! You've got to give me a number!

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Jay Trotter: [puts the box with $69,000 in cash on the counter] Let it ride!
Ticket Seller: Is it all there?
Jay Trotter: I took out a little for the wife and a few things, but basically, yeah, it's all there!
Ticket Seller: I can't give you win tickets for that! That's over 1300 win tickets! It will jam up the machine!
Ticket Seller: [leans forward]
Ticket Seller: The counting room!

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Click here to view ===> HORSE RACING QUOTES
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Source: imdb.com
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