GOLF QUOTES.
Tim Allen Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing..Samuel Johnson A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. .Tom O'ConnorNo matter what calamities befall him in everyday life, the true hacker still needs the presssure and inconvenience of four hours of trudging in wind or rain or sleet or sun (or all of them at once), hacking at a white pellet that seems to have a mind of its own, and a lousy sense of direction. .Walter HagenWhat a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee. .
John WillisRule of Golf: You can't lose an old golf ball.
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Michael GreenA coarse golfer is one who has to shout "fore" when he putts.
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Michael GreenThe secret of missing a tree is to aim straight at it.
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Michael GreenWhat is needed instead of all these instructional books on how to play golf is a walloping good book on how to give it up.
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Robert BrowningThe trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old one's did!
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Henry Beard and Roy McKiePractice Tee: The place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice.
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Henry CottonMissing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.
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Jack BurrellMy clubs are well used, but unfortunately not used well.
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Jack NicklausThe older you get the stronger the wind gets...and it's always in your face.
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Jack NicklausIt takes hundreds of good shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
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Jane SwanMy golf is improving. Yesterday I hit the ball in one!
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Carol MannA golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes
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Michael RyanThere is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and difficult practice.
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Don AdamsI had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
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Ben HoganThis is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
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Bob HopeI'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.
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